So after a clusterfuck of a good time.

I thought I had once and for all lost my accounts, for my fucking band. Fortunately for me, I figured out a way to get it back, and now I have a failsafe. It's really annoying that these days to have a password it has to be a long string of random numbers characters and whatnot, to the point where I have no chance of remembering it, so of course I have to either write it down or have the computer remember, neither option is favorable far as actual safety goes.

Sigh, anyhoo,,,,,,,

And now just to see if I can get the damn Blog back up, here's an update on the album. YES it is still happening, hahaha, 9 songs are musically complete but due to schooling we are taking it easy for a bit.

Anyhoo this is the link to the new instrumental song called Urethra Franklin http://www.box.net/shared/l74ujqfeyu

Enjoy it, or not, whatever, we won't be making an online push until the album is all done.

New Logo WOOT!!!

Wow, this is the first thing ever that I've done in Adobe Illustrator, I've been afraid of the program ever since I accidentally once opened it and it bit my nose off.

Living Liars

You've been walking around all day handing in applications to places that sigh and shake their heads and say they will take it but there are about 200 applications in front of you, and you're depressed out of a job, you're running out of gas and the bills are due. Then you see this wallet on the left on the ground and your jaw drops you sprint in slow motion, and it's perfect there is no one around and it might just be the thing you need to make the day not a total loss. You rip it open and inside you find...

PERSONALITY ANALYSIS

1. If this was a real wallet, packed with real money, would you: A. Keep it? B. Take it to the police? C. Give some of the money to the poor? A and C are the same thing in your case, where is the option for strangle who ever left it there?

2. You have been underpaid for years. There’s a BIG mistake in your paycheck to your advantage, would you: A. Tell the boss? B. Keep quiet? C. Give some to a church? Why would you ever give anything to a church? The boss is skimming off the top anyways, which is why you had to take a paycut and then eventualy were laid off. Looks to me like this multiple choice needs a D. None of the above!

3. If telling a white lie would save a friend’s job, would you: A. Tell the truth? B. Act dumb? C. Lie? Only assholes would fuck their friends, besides it matters what kind of job it is, if it's a large corporate entity that can fire you at the drop of a hat then yes I will lie full out to them to help a friend, BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE!

4. Do you consider yourself to be a "good" person? A. Yes. B. No. Better than the assholes that leave fake money laying around deceiving people and pretending it's clever and going to convince anyone. Better than the assholes that spent 12 dollars paying for that fake wallet instead of just leaving 12 dollars out to actually help someone.

5. Have you ever told a lie for any reason (including "fibs" and "white" lies--be honest)? A. Yes. B. No. No, Prove me fucking wrong asshole!

6. Have you ever stolen something--irrespective of its value (listen to your conscience)? A. Yes. B. No. Yes, and I will do it again, and I will not bat a fucking eyelash, and if I knew where Ray Comfort lived I would fucking mugg him daily!

7. Would you consider a person who admits that they are a liar and a thief, to be a "good" person? Is Ted Stevens a good person? Is Ted Haggard a good person? How about Tammy Faye Baker? I'm a better person than the asshole that came up with this deceptive questionnaire!

8. Who do you think will enter Heaven? A. Those who say they are good when they are not? B. Liars and thieves? C. Those whom God has forgiven and cleansed of sin? Well no one will because there is no heaven, prove me wrong asshat! The premise of this whole question is so flawed it hurts.

9. Did you realize that the Bible warns that thieves, liars, fornicators (those who have had sex out of marriage), idolaters (those who create a god to suit themselves), adulterers, and the covetous (the greedy), will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven? Oh no, what ever shall I do, I think I'm going to go on with my life as if this information is completely made up bullshit, unless you can present me with some evidence to the contrary. Oh wait you can't I just need faith, hmm well here's a cup and it contains a drink, sure it smells like human feces and piss but you gotta have faith that I would never give you my own waste to drink, trust me!

10. Did you also realize that the Bible says that if you look with lust, you commit adultery in your heart? Holy Shit On Judgment Day every sin you have ever committed (even secret sins) OH POOP will come out as evidence of your guilt. When you stand before your holy Creator on Judgment Day, will you be innocent or guilty of breaking His Commandments? I'm seriously worried now that all this hard evidence has been provided. Will you go to Heaven or Hell (there is no such place as Purgatory)? Please, let go of your self-righteousness (saying that you are good when you are not). So I'm a bad person because I don't believe in sky daddies but you are a good person because you lie to people to bring them to your lord of asshole? Instead put your faith in Jesus Christ. Who? He suffered and died on the Cross, taking the punishment for all of your sins. Oh right that guy, you know the guy that knew he would not die and so he had nothing to worry about, yeah that's a sacrifice alright, very noble. God loves you so much He sent His Son to die in your place. Really, cus I still am going to die, maybe it didn't work, because people die everyday, those with faith and those without. Then Jesus rose from the dead and defeated death. It seems like there would be way more people here? If you will repent and trust Him, God will forgive your sins and give you everlasting life. Oh I get it, I will die just you know afterward my soul will fly up to heaven and I will live there playing harps and sucking back church approved beverages. Death will lose its sting! Without fear and pain you learn nothing and nothing is important and you loose your drive. Nothing is as important as your eternal salvation, so pray something like this right now (you may not have tomorrow): "Dear God, I have sinned against you. I beg to differ, for example, not living is self deceit is more important than just lying continuously. I now turn from all sin and trust Jesus Christ alone as my Lord and Savior. I will read Your Word daily and obey what I read. In Jesus’ name I pray. Amen." Nah I'm busy trying to be a better person, rather than just saying magick words and sucking back faith juice till I expire and go nowhere.

Abraham was a dolt!

Thank you lord for your many amazing ideas.

Urination Nation New Material Update

Last night in about 5 hours we wrote about 2 minutes worth of music. Ok so those numbers are a bit misleading, I personally only contributed like 3 chords and the lyrical base for the structure of the song, the rest of the time I spent doodling and eating cake. Josh however having not written any music in a month or so, due to technical difficulties, went off and folks you are in for a treat. At first I could not believe my shitty little song was turning into this insane ear dazzling mindfuck. This by far is the most complex Urination Nation song to date, and it made me really happy that eventually we will be able to share it and blow everyone's minds as well. We are definitely raising the bar for whatever this next release will be. We have plans to get together again this coming Tuesday and hopefully finish up this first track and hopefully start another.

Depending on what songs we choose to include in this release, we already have 3 songs that just need me to finish the vocals, one of which is a cover. We have lyrics written for about another 4 songs, and perhaps another cover might be on the horizon. Don't worry we are not interested in doing covers of any songs you may know, so I doubt without specifically pointing it out that anyone will ever know. There is also a song called "Lemonade" which was specifically written to be entered into a MySpace contest, if we get it done in time it may just happen and then we will be asking all our 1 fan to helps us drive it right to the top, so we can get signed to MurdochSpace records.

So far the lyrical themes include Religion, RIAA, Lemonade, Gordon Brown, Satan, Being Different, Publishers, Abortion and Cops.

If you have suggestions for topics throw them our way.

In related news, finally after years of battling my laziness, the entire debut album "Urinous Anus We Pee" is available for download online. http://alonetone.com/urinationnation/playlists/urinous-anus-we-pee Just click on the down arrows and download any songs you may find tolerable. They are free to spread like the plague, we have no aspirations of glory or fame, we are far too ugly for anything like that, we just want to spread our dirty propaganda under the guise of fun.

The UN

Christians should use marriage to seek "holiness, not happiness

I personally could not agree more, and even though this study is 10 years old, it obviously works wonders. "the myth of the evangelical husband." "This is a husband who is expected to make enough money that his wife can stay home, who goes to Promise Keepers and dates
his wife every week and dates his kids every week and takes his kids out every month to talk about abstinence and men get tired," Mr. Thomas said. They get tired because they don't believe this made up fantasy world after 10 years of a shitty job and a strained relationship.

Barna Research Group

Divorce rates among conservative Christians were significantly higher than for other faith groups, and much higher than Atheists and Agnostics experience.

More Fun

Take what you want from these, I don't advocate marriage in any form, I think that if you really want to be with a person then you will be with this person no matter what. If you use religion or tradition as a substitute for genuine feelings then you're fucked and you're fucking someone else too. Before considering marriage I suggest you consider what will change, if you come up with nothing, then you've done the math correctly and you have no reason to proceed.

The UN

Someone proabably should keep count!

"We can quantify the deaths caused by both communism and fascism, but we will never know how many deaths have been the result of capitalism; of nothing more noble than a rich man wanting to be even richer, and sacrificing the health and lives of millions of workers to achieve this. Don't even try to count how many people capitalism has killed, because not only will you not know where to begin, but also it will never end." - Julie Burchill