Sunday, September 14, 2014

Urinate Post Haste Your Hate Upon Your Shit Fuck or how I quit Facebook!

Anyone who is anyone uses facebook to waste their precious time as they become old useless sacks of shit. I always wanted to be a useless sack of shit, so I joined and gathered fwends as Flaming Twat Lips aka Biley Synus spell it. So one of the fun distractions is the TRENDING section, where you can see what important stories are TRENDING. Let's take a look at them now.
Hey so far so good, an elite athlete defends his notoriety and record of flawlessness, at least in the ring. Maybe I got angry too fast, let's settle down and see if the rest of these are general silliness.
Sure the song has been covered numerous times by tons of people and is this version really that much worse? Just settle down, it's just a cover of a song.  Heck, Led Zeppelin covered tons of songs and didn't even bother crediting them until well after the fact. 

Who marries who? Who gives a shit.

Ahh here is that feel good story.

Oh sorry, this is the feel good story of the struggles of the mohamed cock sucking cunts fighting for their legitimacy as feeble religious shit stains walking the desert attacking the world one horrendous act at a time, keep winning those hearts and minds. Surely this technique will work wonders against space age weapons the US is now forced to cleave upon your inbred fucking empty skulls to avenge people that if anything would have given you a voice. You chose instead to play allah.

What a fun story to juxtapose with the previous two, a bunch of inbred fucktards that go to college to drink and fuck and incur extravagant debt found time to film a video lip synching a terrible song. Awww let's watch and die inside.

Wow, glad I had money on this game, oh wait what is this again, baskretball, stupidball, sockhole, fieldfuckcunttwatball?

These aren't even fucking words, yes something happened in Spain, got it, FUCK YOU!

What could be more important than the fucking Simpsons trying to stay relevant by inserting themselves in a serious debate on independence. 

JR, is that the guy that killed the other guy, or is this not the guy that killed the other guy, I'm guessing this is a different guy, NASCAR sure is fun and filled with murderous rednecks hawking beer and detergent at your stupid house waifs.

But let's talk more about Biley Synus, cus she's fun.

Oh I'm ready to rock, Always!  Ooh good, it's apparently gritty, I can't wait.

Dramatically Lo-Fi, wow I'm so intrigued by this Dirty Hippie? Yes lay it on me Biley!

Woah, it could change the way I think about her music? Really? No way, well I better listen to it instantly. Here's money watch me throw it at her, I want more! OH SHIT did you just say a whole album of Beatles covers, what a bargain.

Shit you ain't even mad, hell I ain't even mad, who could be mad at a time like this, it's time to celebrate this triumph.

Hey everybody, it fucking rocks, so you know get your headbanging boots on, cus it's about to get nasty up in here. 

So here it is, our Gritty, Dramatically Lo-Fi Cover, we really felt we could accentuate our inner rock star.  I can hear Wayne Coyne calling already, no wait it's his lawyer, we have to take this.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Digital Archaeology

Had no idea we still had one of these. Attempted to go there, the layout has been all switched around, couldn't remember the last time that site actually worked. Could be that adblock is working and the whole site is Murdoch's wet dream. No chance of accesing it anymore unless we allow all the NSA reynoldsware upon our sweet drive.

For that matter, what the fuck is blogspot?

If you're a nutter and actually think that when you press a play button some sort of sound should emanate from the digital verse, then go here

The UN

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Music so cool we needed gloves to record it.

Yes, the future is finally here and we record just like every one else with enough money for an ipad. We would like to at this time thank Beatmaker 2, it's a deceptively simple program, behind those few buttons though lurk too many options to really get into at this moment. If we weren't both learning how to use the program, writing a song on the spot, and also battling the fact that we underestimated how cold an apartment without heat could get in Michigan, we might of gotten more done.

Let's put the foreplay to rest, yes we just did a sexy reunion, in an almost empty apartment.  It was an enjoyable experience, we recorded one new UN song and we ate sexy El Gallo Blanco Burritos. Who could ask for anything more?

While the song is just perhaps a hair from being ready for the sharing here are some explicit photos to whet yer whistles.

Perhaps the first ever band photo for us and as you can see we are photogenetic as fuck. This also gives you an idea of the set up, which really is just the Line6Pod running in to an iPad. The computer next door is just there to show us the lyrics.  Oh and speaking of lyrics.
The new song will appear online sooner than you can learn a new useful skill.

The UN